Lord is My Shepherd & I'm About to Be Sheared

Contents^^182 pages / 29 chapters in The Lord Is My Shepherd and I'm about To Be Sheared!^
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These tales of family follies are a "shear" delight for everyone! G. Ron Darbee is feeling a little sheepish. That's because God has taught him many valuable lessons in humility and humiliation. In other words, he's been royally "sheared:" God never seems to run out of new ways to keep him humble. Throughout this lovable lampoon of family life, Darbee expresses the frustrations, tribulations and joys of being a husband, a father, and a Christian. He'll have you laughing hysterically with his slightly skewed perception of life's little perks and quirks. For instance, now that Ron has his own dating-age daughter, you won't want to miss his "Application to Date my Daughter" for the young man in her life. There's a "crash" course in home improvement, memories of holiday calamities, and even the painfully truthful description of a disastrous first date (remember yours?). Each story is told in Ron's one-of-a-kind whimsical style. Fresh and always unpredictable, Ron precisely captures the pleasantly chaotic nature of family life and God's careful intervention in it.
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A cock-eyed look at life's little perks and quirks.In a series of hilarious short stories and memoirs, G. Ron Darbee expresses the concerns, frustrations, tribulations, and joys of being a father, a husband, and a Christian. Including everything from a crash course in home improvement to a disastrous first date, these fresh, funny accounts, seen through a Christian male's perspective, are laced with sharp insights into the nature of people and their relationships with God.
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