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If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You

Karen Long

If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You

Karen Long

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Marital Misery? You're Not Alone Contemplating divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Hmmmmm) Well, maybe . . . ! If your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you're in good company. If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You is packed with juicy foibles and misdeeds candidly expressed by Emmy-nominated TV news reporter Karen Long. Follow her behind the scenes to discover solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, self-denial, and even suffering. Romance, suspense, and intrigue mark Karen's antics, and "what not to dos" reinforce biblical principles that light the way from marital misery to a harmonious hitch. Contemplating Divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Pause) Well . . . maybe! The slogan for The Divorce Store reads: "When 'till death do you part' isn't soon enough" Can you relate? "Instead of just waiting for Paul to keel over, I spent years looking for a younger woman for him, someone who enjoys doing laundry" "I calculated I'd forgiven Paul the biblically required seven times seventy-490 times-over the course of one weekend alone . . . "When 'two become one flesh' you either get some unity or you get Frankenstein. We got a monster of a marriage . . . When your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you need a few weapons, er . . . tools at your disposal. Former award-winning TV news reporter Karen Long candidly expresses juicy foibles and misdeeds marking her treacherous memorable twenty-year marriage with Paul. The happy ending? They're still married. Only now they're laughing. Karen will arm you with solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, and-of course-suffering. Humorously revealing her hard-won wisdom, this book is your ticket out of marital misery and into a harmonious hitch.

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Marital Misery? You're Not Alone Contemplating divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Hmmmmm) Well, maybe . . . ! If your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you're in good company. If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You is packed with juicy foibles and misdeeds candidly expressed by Emmy-nominated TV news reporter Karen Long. Follow her behind the scenes to discover solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, self-denial, and even suffering. Romance, suspense, and intrigue mark Karen's antics, and "what not to dos" reinforce biblical principles that light the way from marital misery to a harmonious hitch. Contemplating Divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Pause) Well . . . maybe! The slogan for The Divorce Store reads: "When 'till death do you part' isn't soon enough" Can you relate? "Instead of just waiting for Paul to keel over, I spent years looking for a younger woman for him, someone who enjoys doing laundry" "I calculated I'd forgiven Paul the biblically required seven times seventy-490 times-over the course of one weekend alone . . . "When 'two become one flesh' you either get some unity or you get Frankenstein. We got a monster of a marriage . . . When your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you need a few weapons, er . . . tools at your disposal. Former award-winning TV news reporter Karen Long candidly expresses juicy foibles and misdeeds marking her treacherous memorable twenty-year marriage with Paul. The happy ending? They're still married. Only now they're laughing. Karen will arm you with solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, and-of course-suffering. Humorously revealing her hard-won wisdom, this book is your ticket out of marital misery and into a harmonious hitch.
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Marital Misery? You're Not Alone ^Contemplating divorce? (Gasp) "Never " Murder? (Hmmmmm) "Well, maybe... "If your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you're in good company. "If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You" is packed with juicy foibles and misdeeds candidly expressed by Emmy-nominated TV news reporter Karen Long . Follow her behind the scenes to discover solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, self-denial, and even suffering. Romance, suspense, and intrigue mark Karen's antics, and "what not to dos" reinforce biblical principles that light the way from marital misery to a harmonious hitch. ^Contemplating Divorce? ^(Gasp) ^"Never " ^Murder? ^(Pause) ^"Well...maybe " ^The slogan for The Divorce Store reads: "When 'till death do you part' isn't soon enough." Can you relate? ^"Instead of just waiting for Paul to keel over, I spent years looking for a younger woman for hi
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Meet the Author

Karen Long

Karen Long and her husband, Paul, own and operate Kappa Studios, Inc., a television production/postproduction facility in Los Angeles . Having graduated as class valedictorian from Pepperdine University with a B.A. in journalism and an M.A. in broadcast communications, Karen went on to become an award-winning reporter and producer in the number two media market in the nation. She also anchored for "Good Morning America" at the ABC affiliate in Palm Springs and has written articles published in the "Los Angeles Times" and "Reader's Digest" . She and Paul have three children.

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Product Details
  • Catalogue Code 243007
  • Product Code 1590526589
  • EAN 9781590526583
  • Pages 224
  • Department General Books
  • Category Relationships
  • Sub-Category Love, Sex & Marriage
  • Publisher Multnomah
  • Publication Date May 2006
  • Dimensions 209 x 133 x 15 mm
  • Weight 0.249kg

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