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It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens

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Its Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
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It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens

Top humor writers Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway put their signature humorous spin on middle age.Adults find themselves in a busy, trouble-filled world. But Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway contend that is not the life God intended for His people. After all, He included the equipment to laugh for a reason. They address the things that can steal joy, and with good humor, honest reflection, and biblically sound advice, they help readers laugh their way back to joy. Topics include "I could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people," traffic, e-mail, alarm clocks, vacations, why a hot bath will cure almost anything, and much more.MARTHA BOLTON is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than 50 books, including Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, and many other entertainers. Her writing has appeared in Reader's Digest, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Brio magazine. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. She and her husband live in Tennessee.

PHIL CALLAWAY is the award-winning author of fifteen books, including Who Put My Life on Fast-Forward? and I Used to Have Answers, Now I Have Kids, and his articles appear in several publications, including New Man, Decision, and Marriage Partnership. A popular conference speaker, he also is a frequent guest on television and radio, including Focus on the Family. Phil, his wife, and their three teenagers live in Alberta, Canada.

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Top humor writers Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway put their signature humorous spin on middle age.Adults find themselves in a busy, trouble-filled world. But Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway contend that is not the life God intended for His people. After all, He included the equipment to laugh for a reason. They address the things that can steal joy, and with good humor, honest reflection, and biblically sound advice, they help readers laugh their way back to joy. Topics include "I could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people," traffic, e-mail, alarm clocks, vacations, why a hot bath will cure almost anything, and much more.MARTHA BOLTON is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than 50 books, including Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, and many other entertainers. Her writing has appeared in Reader's Digest, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Brio magazine. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. She and her husband live in Tennessee.

PHIL CALLAWAY is the award-winning author of fifteen books, including Who Put My Life on Fast-Forward? and I Used to Have Answers, Now I Have Kids, and his articles appear in several publications, including New Man, Decision, and Marriage Partnership. A popular conference speaker, he also is a frequent guest on television and radio, including Focus on the Family. Phil, his wife, and their three teenagers live in Alberta, Canada.
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Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation

Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three.

Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long.

Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M& Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!

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Meet the Authors

Martha Bolton

Martha Bolton is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than 50 books, including Didnt My Skin Used to Fit? and most recently Your Best Nap Now: Seven Steps to Nodding Off at Your Full Potential. She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, and many other entertainers. Her writing has appeared in Readers Digest, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Brio magazine. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. Visit www.marthabolton.com

Phil Callaway

Phil Callaway is an award,winning columnist and a popular speaker at conferences, churches, camps, and Promise Keeper events. He is the author of several books, including Making Life Rich Without Any Money, Parenting: Don't Try This at Home, Who Put My Life on Fast-Forward?, With God on the Golf Course and I Used to Have Answers, Now I Have Kids. Phil is married to his high,school sweetheart, Ramona.

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